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Last Updated: 17.06.2025 01:28

So they tried
Thumbs down again.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Why do many women wear sleeveless shirts, more so than men?
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Why would a person always be so tired?
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Unacceptable again!
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No way
Freaks and Cheeks
Then came..
What firsthand information do you have on prisoner-on-prisoner sexual abuse/rape?
share office space ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Why do guys have better skin than women even though women use more product?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Nuts and Butts
Everyone loved it.
Just Forget it!
No, not a chance
Is there a band whose members have been present for every one of their concerts?
They put up a sign reading
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
I want to have anal sex, but my wife refuses. What do I do?
Still no good
Minds and Behinds
Still no good.
Loons and Moons
Next, they tried...
No go.