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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 17.06.2025 01:28

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

So they tried

Thumbs down again.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Why do many women wear sleeveless shirts, more so than men?

So, the docs changed it to read

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Why would a person always be so tired?

Unacceptable again!

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Stock futures drop on rising geopolitical risk as Israel-Iran attacks continue: Live updates - CNBC

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

My son died seven months ago at the age of 24 how do I know if he’s in heaven and can he see me and hear me and why have I not gotten any signs yet from him or Mom just not seeing the signs how do I know if he’s OK how do I know if he’s happy?

No way

Freaks and Cheeks

Then came..

What firsthand information do you have on prisoner-on-prisoner sexual abuse/rape?

share office space ...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Why do guys have better skin than women even though women use more product?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Nuts and Butts

My wife found I had been on Pornhub. She considers this adultery and wants a divorce. She hasn't touched me in over 6 years. What should I do?

Everyone loved it.

Just Forget it!

No, not a chance

Is there a band whose members have been present for every one of their concerts?

They put up a sign reading

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

What are some reasons for the widespread dislike of President Trump? In your opinion, has he been a good or bad president?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

I want to have anal sex, but my wife refuses. What do I do?

Still no good

Minds and Behinds

Still no good.

Loons and Moons

Next, they tried...

No go.